Scooter's Cat Pages: BiographyI am a small all-black Tom cat (but with some fur tending towards brown, and even a few grey hairs just starting to appear) who lives with John Ward in Chatham. We moved here in January 1997 after I had stayed at his old house for the preceding four months. Here is much better as I have cat flaps all over the place (there was only one at the old home) and the (carpeted) garage is for my nearly-exclusive use too.
John says I'm "quite a good sort" (whatever that means), but he also says that I dribble when I'm really happy, and a grumbler when I'm not being given enough attention. John and the Vet think I must be over ten years old, but I cannot confirm this as I do not understand the Human way of measuring time.
John, though, is more than fifty years old. I was there at his fiftieth year's celebration, and here is my certificate of attendance to prove it.
Catering here is good for me, as I enjoy not only Whiskas pouches, but also cold meats, kebabs, some cheeses, plain crisps, and my favourites: Chinese crispy aromatic duck and Guinea Fowl. We do get to share a lot of salmon (including smoked salmon), trout, pork, turkey, lamb and beef-steaks—usually at least two of these every week.
I am worshipped by all I meet, I'm also famous on the newsgroup alt.babylon5.uk, and am one of the early members of the Internet Cat Cult (ICC) as featured on that newsgroup.