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Mystic Mog: Feline Astrology

Last year I was inspired to create a Feline Astrology page: not exactly Mystic Meg—more like Mystic Mog! I am not (yet!) an expert at this, so my forecasts will be quite simple. Here are my predictions for 2002:

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Capricorn (23 December − 20 January): Don't let anything get your goat this year, no matter how baadly others behave toward you.

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius Aquarius (21 January − 19 February): In this country there is likely to be just as much rain (and snow) as there was last year, so be careful out there, especially in the white stuff.

Zodiac Sign: Pisces Pisces (20 February − 20 March): Keep away from goldfish bowls this year, as you could have an accident if you try to go fishing in one.

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Zodiac Sign: Aries Aries (21 March − 20 April): Don't let any fleecy animals you encounter ram their ideas down your throat, or lambast you in any way.

Zodiac Sign: Taurus Taurus (21 April − 21 May): You will no doubt continue to charge around your home from time to time, but beware of china as it is easily broken.

Zodiac Sign: Gemini Gemini (22 May − 21 June): You will have double the fun this year, and hopefully will not have to share it with another this time.

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Zodiac Sign: Cancer Cancer (22 June − 23 July): here's something to try this year: confound your enemies by walking sideways, as only Cancerian felines can do.

Zodiac Sign: Leo Leo (24 July − 24 August): Your famed leonine aggression should ensure you always get the lion's share of everything on offer.

Zodiac Sign: Virgo Virgo (24 August − 23 September): Your sign is named after what Humans call a snooker player and commentator. This means that you'll have the balls for any task you will face.

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Zodiac Sign: Libra Libra (24 September − 23 October): You are always great at balancing, which can come in handy in certain situations.

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Scorpio (24 October − 22 November): Scorpions have a sting in their tail, so remember that you can always surprise any opponent with a good tail-whip.

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Sagittarius (23 November − 202 December): Saving the best until after having dealt with all the other signs, I predict that you will always have the last laugh. The happiest cats are Sagittarians, including the ever-smiling Cheshire Cat.

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